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During my nap I had a dream that I was watching porn with my friend, it wasn’t sexual. We were in school, or like a public sorta place. It was one of these porns that try to have a plot, but this plot kept going, and we were watching it for like 20 minutes and there still wasn’t any sex and I was getting really annoyed. I don’t even know why we were watching it, but I wanted to watch sex and there was none. 

I had a dream last night that I had sex with my ex in my grandma’s bathroom. And his penis was a needle, but he didn’t finish so I didn’t worry about getting pregnant. Then we went to a car dealership because there was a party there.

Last night I kept having dreams about my old and current camp and chemistry. Sometimes at the same time.

One was something about to shoot an arrow and the end was a huge apple my hand wouldn’t fit around it since I have tiny hands. 

Another one I was freaking out because I thought I was going to be at camp during my tests so I couldn’t take them.

I had a dream during my nap that I went to the bathroom and got my period. Except my bathroom was rotated or something because everything was in a different spot. Then my friend said something about there being money on the shelves and I looked and the money in my drawer was in the bathroom. I looked around more on the counter and I found my pipe, bowl, half used blunt, and what’s left of two dimes. I figured out that my mom put them in there because she found them. I went to ask her why she moved my stuff and she said something like, I have to hide them from other people. She wasn’t even mad that I had those things. In real life, she would probably kill me.

I had two dreams last night.

One was I was where I was going on a zip line at my old camp with people from school. There was a rock wall where the tree was to climb up. I was listening to Bomb The Music Industry on my ipod. I was waiting for my friend to climb up so I could go. Instead of a normal harness, we had like a super one that included a life jacket. 

My other one was me and Melissa were in the lunch room at school and my ex(?) friend (neither of us talk to him) came over and gave her a vibrator that looked like a tampon. It had the string in the back, and the back pushed in, but it was a vibrator. 

grrrlmeister:

Angel: ok, so one was like… we were in some hotel thingy and I guess it was haunted and there was an evil cat or some shit, and Richard(from SDM) was there and idk a lot of it but I remember that we had to get a bunch of things like deathly hallows, but there was 7 of them, and I had to try to kill Voldy but I coulnd’t even when I found the special wand and I think he killed me.

Then I had this dream the other night.

Just reblogging this from forever ago so I can find it later.

During my nap I had a dream I was on main street in Wurstboro, a few towns from where I live, and I was with my friend from my old camp and we were just sitting on a bench. Across the street from us were two couples, one was my two friends just making out, and the other was two people (I don’t remember who) having sex. I kept implying to my friend that I was with that I wanted to hook up but he didn’t want to, or kept ignoring me and doing something else.

I feel like this kinda sums up my love life the past 8 months. Everyone is getting some but me.

Last night I had a dream that I was dating Tom Waits, but it wasn’t really him. It was his head and personality, but he was a teenager. Then we made out on a couch. It was fucking weird.

During my nap, I had a dream that my friend was yelling at me because I smoked with her brother the other day and she was really pissed off about it. She told me I can hang out with him, but we’re not allowed to smoke together anymore. In real life, she doesn’t really care, she just thinks it’s gross.

Wut.